Meet Cosmonaut!

MY THIRD EYE IN A TINY SPACE SUIT


Through quantum entanglement, Cosmonaut and I run a diagnostics on your human ship and its energy field.

Think of it like checking your spaceship’s dashboard only your ship is your body, and the warning lights are colors.

Because let’s face it—we’re all little human spaceships zipping through time and space, and sometimes we glitch.

And when we glitch, things can go off course in our bodies, minds, and lives.

Cosmonaut and I are here to help you spot the most pressing issue and get your human vessel running smooth again.

Have a question? ask Cosmonaut!

Mini Diagnostics Scan

System Check: Quick Scan Mode

A rapid energy field scan to detect your most urgent glitch. Cosmonaut and I run a light-speed diagnostic using color-coded signals from your aura. You’ll receive 3 key insights plus a recommended patch to help recalibrate your human ship.

Full Diagnostics Scan

System Check: Deep Scan Protocol

We run a full-spectrum scan of your energetic system body, mind, and soul interface. Using quantum entanglement and color readings, we identify multiple areas of malfunction, energetic interference, or low-frequency drag. Includes a full report, repair recommendations, and alignment strategies to optimize your human vessel.

Past Avatars Retrieval

Accessing: Previous Identity Archives

Ever wonder who you’ve been across space and time? This scan reaches into your cosmic data bank to retrieve information about past lives—your former avatars, missions, and unresolved code that may still be affecting your current operating system. Discover the patterns and powers you’ve carried across dimensions.

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QUANTUM REPAIR

Quantum Repair uses entanglement to scan and realign your energy field. No matter the distance, we locate glitches and jolt your system back into balance. Discount if added in addition to the other services.